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How to cope up with rat invasion?

The main thing to know in this scenario is whether its a mouse and a rat?

taking google as the first option of rescue the difference between either is:

 "When it comes to ears, mice have large, floppy ears however rats have larger ears in size compared to mice but not in respect to their body size. Mice also tend to have long, thin tails with hair but rat tails will usually be hairless and scaly."

 but also who has that level of patience to notice or care??!!
because not ME

 I had this encounter recently in the office!
as soon as my dad left the mouse or rat came out of its hiding place (notice the use of it because honestly if i cant distinguish between a rat or a mouse who is betting for me to do it with genders? also its not like i can speak mouse and simply ask!)

and honest to god it was HUGE and SCARY and i wanted it GONE!!!!

it ran up to me and looked at me for a minute whole and then ran away!(and this happened as soon as my dad exited the office) not because it was afraid of me or something! i think it found something more interesting than me which was a huge turn off!!
but moving on-- i dealt with it like any sane person would!

i put my feet in the air and did random blabbing out loud! but man was the "ruse" not scared (as u can see i have combined the two making it seem like a case of inter species mating but bear with me!!) it kept making scary noises

and i was left on the verge of praying and begging for dad to come back!! also i had my legs up the entire time... and yes they are paining still (i think i did a year worth of leg work!!)

i was on the verge of loosing it and start crying when the savior came back!! and as i was explaining the whole thing to dad in true my way starting with him gone and then blabbing about the matter; coming to the actual part a whole year later; he looked at me as if i had lost my marbles and indeed i had!! (kanchas anyone!!)

all in all the mouse disappeared for the entire time i stayed there with dad which was like an hour or two!! was it a phantom??


also Sarabhai vs Sarabhai is back with season 2 and man had i missed Maya!!
the serial; the best thing about Star One (apart from PKYEK)!! my dad loved it and thats saying something!!!
and while binging it on youtube did i LAUGH!!! (the show is now a hotstar original! my special thanks to the star who posted it on youtube!!)

also me lovelies tell me about your "ruse" stories and how you cope with them!!

(PS i've also had a baby one climb on my bed; under my covers 3 winters before!!)

Ta me lovelies! STAY  rad AND awesome!!!!!!

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